I'm a fucking IDIOT!

I have owned my camera for like a year and a half. I love the damn thing and use it all the time. But I have never been able to use the view finder, I have looked in the manual, online and on the disc, Nothing! So today I'm looking at the damn thing and see this little button that says EVF/LCD. I wonder what that means? I push the button.....nothing happens....Oh maybe I should turn the damn thing on! So I do and try it again and what do ya know..WHA LA! Now I'm the smartest idiot on the planet!

Strange but true

Back in 1999 I broke (well crushed) my left thumb. I ripped the nail out by the root. And when it heeled the right side of the nail never re-attached to my thumb. It was always a pain I could never keep the damn thing clean, I know it sounds strange but its true. And today I go to look at it as I was cleaning my nails and low and behold it is attached and looks normal? WHEN IN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?

Okay so I'm an ass hole, at least I'm good at it!

So here is why I say I'm an asshole. 1. I have had stuff in my garage for over 4 years that belonged to the homeless shelter I worked for. While they were across the street from me they never offered to compensate me for it taking up the space in my garage. When they moved in July of 2007 to a new location They said that would remove all there things. And they kept saying this for the next year. When I was laid off in July of 2008, I asked that all there things be removed. And they said we will have it all out by the end of the week. Now they did come and take the things they wanted but left a bunch of other CRAP and said they would be back to get it. Okay here we are its March of 2009 and I still have there crap in there and I want to set my shop up. I'm pissed and send the president of the board of directors a bill for $700.00 And tell him to come get there crap. Now once again they have said they will get it........... but have failed to mention payment! This will not stand I am an asshole and it runs in my family so it come natural to me and I'm pretty good at it! We shall see what happens with my next email.

Now for #2. I'm out riding my bike on some trails today and I am coming up on a lady walking her dog without a leash. I let her know I'm coming but since her dog is loose she can't hold him/her. It of course moves out in front of me and I hit the brakes hard and miss the dog by that much! While I am stopped I thought it would be a good time to inform her just how stupid she is. I tell her "they have a leash law here and your dog should be on one" She replies "my dog wont hurt anyone" ............ HELLO! So I reply "Lady how about this" I am riding my bike and your dog steps out in front of me" " I hit the dog doing 20mph" I fall and break my arm and crack my head open, my bike is a mess" Then I would sew you for all damages and a little for my pain and suffering" Then to top it all off I hit your dog doing 20mph with a 2" tire and 200lbs. Your dogs back is broken and has to be put down". Or you could put your fucking dog on a leash and we can all enjoy this lovely day? what would you think was a better way to go?"

She just looked at me like I had just shot her husband or something, bent down and put the leash she had in her pocket on the dog and walked away........ What a BITCH!

Oh I feel so much better now!

Less is more right?

That's right, its the bad boy in me coming out.....NOT! This is about less is more as it says in the title. Okay, 2 weeks ago I went to get my eyes checked. I knew I needed glasses that is old news, I had them before for reading and lost them. But the were having a sale and I was having trouble with reading so I went in. They gave me my Rx and I got a pair of reading glasses (bi folds) Then I started noticing that when I was in a store or looking in the distance it wasn't so Sharp anymore? So last night I was watching a movie (Transporter 3) and was again having trouble. So I put my bi folds on and BAMB always clear? I took them of and it went fuzzy again? Hummmm how can just plain glass do this I wondered? So I pull out the script the doc gave me and low and behold my left eye had gone south.... WAY south. So my reading glasses were not just reading glasses, but also straight out seeing glasses. How could I not know this? So I thought the doc had not told me, if he had it would of changed the glasses I bought by a bunch. So I started to get made, but I also started to think back to that day, and then I remembered something he had said. He had said something like "You will be able to read much better now and you will need them to drive do to the left eye". Why that did not stick in my head I think is because I don't drive and when he said that I was thinking no big deal I don't drive who cares. See now if he would of said "You will also be able to see you fool" Then I would of listened. So I went in to Binyons today with my Rx to see about getting a pair of glasses that I could wear just to see, ones without the bifocals. I thought I would get transition lenses, for sun light really bugs my eyes. It was cheaper (by a lot) to get two pair of glasses one for when I'm in doors and one for outdoors. So I now have 3 pair of glasses instead of just one pair because I didn't pay attention. But I still got all three for less than I would of gotten 1 pair of no line, transition lenses.
So I spent less and got more. But I will have to carry 3 pair of glasses with me in till I can get the ones I want. That should be sometime in the 22nd century!

WTF 3

HURRY, HURRY GET YOUR NEW DIGITAL TV NOW!

We all heard this right? So I went out and bought a new TV it is a 26" with built in DVD player. Not the best on the market but hey I needed a TV so what the hey?

Well I have had it for 1 month and a week. And love the picture and sound and all, but....... Last night I wanted to watch a movie and tried to slide one in to the player. It wouldn't go in? I looked and it said there was a dvd already in? I hit the eject button......... Nothing?. I checked the dvd case of the last movie I watched and it was in there! So I am going to be taking this POS back to BEST BUY and telling them in the calmest way I can..... Okay I will tell them to shove this piece of crap up there ass and give me a new one. Let me tell you the rest of the story.... When I bought this tv they gave me it and I took it home... (like you couldn't figure that out?) Opened it up and there was no power cord, no remote, no owners manual! I take it back only to find that they had given me a tv that had been returned once already!. So I am just a little PISSED OFF at them right now! We will see what happens, I just hope I don't have another story on this to post tonight!

Whats up with Ken 5

Well Ken is waiting for a cd from his beautiful daughter. It will have a bunch of new photos + some short videos of his grandson. No one can get tired of seeing that young man. And I miss him and his mother very much, phone calls just aren't the same as being there.

Just another blonde joke

A blond takes a shirt in to the dry cleaners. The lady behind the counter says "come again"
The blond replies "no this time its tooth paste".

Oh you thought it was funny stop it!